"Needless to say, I had the last laugh"Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.
Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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why would you care what your ex-fiancee did?or did you just mean your fiancee left you? If it's after your fiancee left you, you wouldn't refer to her as an ex, because you're using the moment of her leaving as the reference point for everything "after", so at that moment she was still your fiancee, not your ex-fiancee. It wasn't until after she left you that she became your ex-fiancee, but at the moment of leaving, she was still your fiancee. Then she left you. Because you're a twat.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:39,
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He delivers pizzas naked on a motorbike,you can't expect him to understand the correct use of English. I laughed like a cunt at your last two sentences though.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:43,
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Yes she left me because I'm a twat.A twat that worked 50+ hour weeks to provide a roof over her head and pay her through uni, then when she was finished uni, she somehow fell out of love with me and in love with another man that she had been 'friends' with for a year.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:51,
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