
Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.
Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion
( , Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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As I feel the life slipping from me, I'll call my children in close. As they wait with bated breath for my final words, I'm going to release a silent, but vicious fart, snigger as they gag on the smell, then die. That's what I want.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:25, 1 reply)
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