"Needless to say, I had the last laugh"
Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.
Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion
( , Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.
Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion
( , Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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I was also a despatch rider in the 80's
I found generally the cops (at least the Met ones) were pretty friendly.
Only remember one incident, had to drop something in fleet street and left the keys in my shitty old CX500. When I came out, the keys were missing. Looking around, some 12 year old looking cunt-stubble was waving them at me. He rather pompously lectured me on crime statistics and yadda yadda yadda.
I just said 'OK. Can I have my keys back, I'm busy'. I think the bike had about 95,000 miles on it at that time, barely any brakes and a sticky throttle. Anybody nicking that wouldn't have made it to ludgate circus without losing several limbs.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:38, 1 reply)
I found generally the cops (at least the Met ones) were pretty friendly.
Only remember one incident, had to drop something in fleet street and left the keys in my shitty old CX500. When I came out, the keys were missing. Looking around, some 12 year old looking cunt-stubble was waving them at me. He rather pompously lectured me on crime statistics and yadda yadda yadda.
I just said 'OK. Can I have my keys back, I'm busy'. I think the bike had about 95,000 miles on it at that time, barely any brakes and a sticky throttle. Anybody nicking that wouldn't have made it to ludgate circus without losing several limbs.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:38, 1 reply)
for a minute i thought you'd typed cr500 LOL
now that would be a whacky dispatch bike!!
( , Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:41, closed)
now that would be a whacky dispatch bike!!
( , Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:41, closed)
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