Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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This MorningGoing to be a bit late this morning, Wife can't dress kids (just had foot surgery) youngest has just vommitted and shat everywhere so I have to clean that up, clean them up, dress them, strip beds, mop bedroom floor and take bedclothes down out of the way to be washed.
Did all this, just about to leave the house and Wifey asks: 'Do you mind popping into the back garden to get up all the dog shit as I want the kids to play outside today'.
A truly shit morning.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:00, Reply)
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