Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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latemany moons ago i used to work as a temp in a admin portacabin outside a very prominent engineering firm. back in those days i used to take a lot of drugs and play dark age of camelot until the small hours of the morning. one time in the middle of winter i had go so hammered and played so long that my body clock had broken. now my work was 2 hours on the train away from my house, so one day after getting the train home after work it was already dark and i was already fucked.. as soon as i got home i decided to go straight to bed as my boat was getting out a bit too far... when i awoke it was 6am and still dark so i figured i'd only been out for a few hours and figured it was still safe to sleep on.. 7 came.. still dark.. 8 came still dark... 9 came and it started to brighten up a bit and i'm thinking wwhy is it starting to get lighter so late at night.. musta been a further hour before it hit me.. SHIT.. FUCK... CUNT... off i speeds out the door, to the train station and off to work.. i landed into work at roughly lunchtime.. and of course the inevitable "why are you so late" questions from my boss.. my excuse.. "errr i slept in"
next day i got a phone call not to bother coming back.. fuckers
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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 21:29,
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