Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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I never used to turn up on time...when i was in secondary school, i was always late.(im in lower 6th now). until i started getting this ema. if you dont know what that is, i basically get paid to go to school, like 30 quid a week. i havnt been late since because i wont get paid. so when i am late i just
go home, play pro evo, and ring school pretending to be dad to get me off. always works, cs my parents are divorced and the school doent know !
(standard length joke inserted here)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 21:58, Reply)
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