Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Late Wank ShockerWhile I was a wee young sprite at school, we would have this french teacher that nobody would like and would regulary turn up late and mentaly abuse this man (and my class helped him get the job, so I can't help but feel responsible) Anyway, we turn up for his lesson vaugley on time but alas, my friend doesn't. 10 minutes later he comes in and the teacher questions him
Teacher "Where have you been"
Student "Yeah, I've been in the toliet having a wank sir"
*stunned silences all around*
Needless to say, he never lived that one down
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 8:30, Reply)
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