Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Working for a big finance company in my Gap year...And was on my way back from a very heavy evening out followed by a night of drunken sex with one of his housemates, phoned up work and my befuddled hungover brain decided that the best reason to give for my lateness was:
"Sorry I'm going to be a bit late, my housemate has disappeared and I'm just looking for him"
Ridiculous.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 11:46, Reply)
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