
"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
( , Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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i needed the morning off work so i rung up at work and it went like this....
Me: Can't come into work this morning as someone has died.....
Work: Oh i'm sorry, who is it?
Me: I don't know but they are on my kitchen floor......
The only excuse that can be used only once!
( , Fri 29 Jun 2007, 16:56, Reply)
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