Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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all 100% of factthere's a lot of weirdos around and uxbridge has an unduly high proportion. many of them are my clients but i'd get struck off if i told their stories. try being a bit more observant/nosey and you might see something entertaining in something that's right in front of you.
yesterday morning i saw the guy who stands in the town centre flogging hundreds of helium balloons trip as he retrieved them from his van, therefore releasing the sparkling mass prematurely into the sky. his furious face and his colourful language cheered up my morning a treat.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:56,
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