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Have you tried to be funny and failed horribly? Yeah, join the club. Or have you witnessed someone crash and burn by either being plain unfunny or offensively unfunny? Tell us your stories of sense of humour failure

Thanks to the charmingly named Reginald Donkeyfuck (not related to the Cheshire branch of the Donkeyfuck family, one presumes)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:40)
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I believe the correct thing to do is
as soon as you hit 16 ditch your other half and go looking for someone the same age or older.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:01, 1 reply)
If you get one quite a bit older
there is a good chance they have money, their own place and a car.
Mind you, they always like to be on top.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:55, closed)
You can't go 18 or above, mind, or they'll be the ones breaking the law

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:05, closed)
I had one that was 45
She was going to buy me a car until my mum told her no.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:18, closed)
45 year old woman grooms 16 year old boy, yeah sounds totally okay

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:20, closed)
Yeah
But I almost had me a car.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:35, closed)

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