mate's husband
an absolute prick. he was about to meet her father for the first time and mentioned to her that he had a great trick that was really funny.
his great trick turned out to be waiting to be introduced to his soon-to-be father in law, then picking his nose in a disgusting manner and thrusting his snot-fingered hand out for the poor man to shake.
nobody was amused. no wonder only 4 people turned up for their wedding.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:52, 4 replies)

Excellent marriage material, your mate's judgement is in no way totally fucked.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:41, closed)

oh, i know she's an idiot
it took her 5 years and 8 hospitalisations to divorce him
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:43, closed)

This takes "treat 'em mean" to a whole new level :(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:48, closed)

no idea why she married him in the first place
if she took longer than an hour to go shopping, he'd phone the police and report her missing. as she had a history of depression and suicidal tendencies, they listened to him.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:11, closed)