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Have you tried to be funny and failed horribly? Yeah, join the club. Or have you witnessed someone crash and burn by either being plain unfunny or offensively unfunny? Tell us your stories of sense of humour failure

Thanks to the charmingly named Reginald Donkeyfuck (not related to the Cheshire branch of the Donkeyfuck family, one presumes)

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:40)
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Last year my mother had a couple of strokes (umph pardon)
(That's not the lead balloon)

I was sitting with her a few days after she got out of hospital when 2 stroke nurses came out to check on her progress.

Nurse 1 : (to my mother) "Well here we have your care pack" points to a load of bumff and booklets from the NHS.

Nurse 2 : (to me) "And have you taken the time to read the care for someone with a stroke booklet?"

Me : "Yeah, it's an interesting read.... But all the text slopes off on the right hand side"

SILENCE (Apart from my mother who was uncontrollably laughing.) I've seen them twice since and still get evil stares.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 7:45, 6 replies)
I like this
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 7:51, closed)
Top marks.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:53, closed)
I find 2-stroke nurses to be rather smoky and have a brutal power-band
4-stroke nurses are a much smoother ride.

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.

Works for me!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:04, closed)
*makes notes for grumpy nurses...

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 19:41, closed)
i like this

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:51, closed)
Cheers SM!
Was in your stamping ground today, Jurassic Park 3D at the IMAX
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 19:39, closed)

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