Last year my mother had a couple of strokes (umph pardon)
(That's not the lead balloon)

I was sitting with her a few days after she got out of hospital when 2 stroke nurses came out to check on her progress.

Nurse 1 : (to my mother) "Well here we have your care pack" points to a load of bumff and booklets from the NHS.

Nurse 2 : (to me) "And have you taken the time to read the care for someone with a stroke booklet?"

Me : "Yeah, it's an interesting read.... But all the text slopes off on the right hand side"

SILENCE (Apart from my mother who was uncontrollably laughing.) I've seen them twice since and still get evil stares.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 7:45, 6 replies)

I like this
*click*
(McChinaman banned, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 7:51, closed)

Hahaha
Top marks.
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:53, closed)

I find 2-stroke nurses to be rather smoky and have a brutal power-band
4-stroke nurses are a much smoother ride.

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.

Works for me!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:04, closed)

*makes notes for grumpy nurses...

( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 19:41, closed)

i like this

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:51, closed)

Cheers SM!
Was in your stamping ground today, Jurassic Park 3D at the IMAX
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 19:39, closed)