My dear friend...
...told a joke at a media event, attended by significant figures (I don't know who, but people it with whomsoever you fancy)
"How do you turn your girlfriend gay? Shit in her cunt."
Microphone feedback, not even so much of a titter, my friend leaves the stage in silence.
(Shining Love Pig, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:08, 8 replies)

TERRIBLE BULLYING OF PISTON!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:45, closed)

This DEFINITELY happened.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:54, closed)

Awooga, what a rush.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:03, closed)

Pfft, you fucker.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 18:11, closed)

I don't think it did. I think the author made this up in attempt to look good on the Internet.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:00, closed)

You realise the joke is
"How do you get a gay man to fuck your girlfriend? Shit in her cunt", right?
Or am I being Thicky McThicko from Thicktown, and missing some subtle mocking of B3ta's resident stand-up comedy genius?
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:32, closed)

this

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:03, closed)

Unless the room was filled
with coprophagic lesbians in which case I don't know why the joke went down. So badly.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:16, closed)