Poster #1
Yeah.
Going to see Alpha Papa later so it'll have to be a quickie.

And then a pint.

Poster #2
From Wiki
"Partridge is characterised as an insecure, superficial and narcissistic 'wally', concerned largely with status, the level of his public profile and, to a lesser extent, the ostentatious possessions this allows him to acquire... Partridge is a socially incompetent and awkward character prone to one-upmanship, embarrassing social faux pas and displays of deep insensitivity to social norms. His thoughtlessness and selfish lack of interest in anything beyond his own objectives exposes an unsympathetic character that is disliked and privately lampooned by many of those with whom he comes into contact... Partridge is otherwise depicted as being unable to forge genuine friendships or connections with other people (who are, seemingly without exception, repelled by his unpleasant and self-absorbed personality)."

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just stay at home and read back through your posts?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:18, 12 replies)

Do you mean shambo or HP?
Honestly it would be a godsend if shambo stopped posting and re-read all his posts - maybe it would take him half the time it took him to write them (he likes to go on about how quick he is at typing and how s.l.o.o.o.w everyone else is), then he'd be gone from here for over 5 years.
Result!
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 7:31, closed)

^Upset, and logging out to reply to people who he has on 2.0 then sending them desperate gazzes trying to justify having a backup account to circumvent a stepping because he can't bear to be away from this place and is ashamed of his own existence.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 8:32, closed)

he's deffo winning at life, chinnomania

(alright alright, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 8:49, closed)

Define
"desperate gazzes".
Shall I tell or do you want to.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 11:08, closed)

Shall we start with the one where you wished my ex-wife was in a car crash, or the one where you're wittering on about your multiple accounts?
I've sent you one gaz, ever, and I was asking if you weren't expecting people to take the piss out of you.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 11:23, closed)

i never get weepy gazzes from desperate lonely fat losers
what have you got that i don't

:(
(alright alright, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 12:46, closed)

A massive chin, and equally massive genitalia.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:01, closed)

my cunt capacity is second to none

(alright alright, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:15, closed)

BraynDedd -
the self proclaimed biggest cunt on b3ta.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 1:20, closed)

work it out for yourself
good job 2.0ing me by the way, it's worked really well


( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 0:21, closed)

Since it gives me the choice as to whether or not I read your posts.
Let alone respond to them - Yep, I'd have to agree.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 1:22, closed)

the only people you have replied to with this new account are the ones you have on ignore, you fat tragic virgin

(alright alright, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:23, closed)