So what you're saying here is that everyone who comes into contact with you irl kills themselves?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 9:00, 3 replies)

Nice.

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 9:03, closed)

clearly not if people would rather be dead

(alright alright, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 9:10, closed)

It's okay though, he fucked his mate's nan before they both died so LOL and stuff.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 10:00, closed)

Ouch.

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 10:06, closed)

You're an EXCELLENT friend. Really.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 10:09, closed)

we could be the only living people he actually interacts with
hence the epic attention seeking.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 11:34, closed)

I don't know you and as far as I know have never interacted with you before.
Nice to see that you appear to know me so well.

Pleased to meet you btw.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 11:45, closed)

Oh god, you don't think his wife actually did die in that minor car accident, do you?
He's not acting out some kind of Psycho-style fantasy where he dresses up in her old clothes and pretends to be her, is he?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 11:47, closed)

What about you BD?
A lovely day with the family. Spending time with that special someone?

Or another lonely day being nasty to strangers on the internet, take-away and and angry wank before bed?
Again?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 12:26, closed)

Well I won't be fucking my dead mate's dead nan and justifying it because they're dead, so there's that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:55, closed)

I think if we had a show of hands
you'd find that not many other b3tans did that either. Myself included.

So there's that.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:24, closed)

You're the one whose friends are all dead.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 9:14, closed)

no, that's Freddie Gage

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 18:33, closed)

Death Defying by The Hoodoo Gurus?

All my friends are dead
Or they're dying.
Empty laughter turns into crying.
It's death-defying.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:08, closed)

So here we are on a lovely Sunday.
You guys are harassing me about the fact that (according to you) all my friends are dead or wish to be so.
Based on one line in a story I've posted here.

Think about that for a moment. Think about how that makes you (BD & alright) look. Think about what sort of people that makes you.

It's really no skin off my back - I've mourned the dead and moved on. But you guys want to try and make me feel bad about that. Really?

And you say I'm the bad guy here?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 9:54, closed)

No, I say you're an attention seeking shitposting spastic who is really easy and entertaining to wind up.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 9:58, closed)

shut up and take your beating, you moaning fat loser

(alright alright, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 11:04, closed)

I'm pretty certain this didn't need explicitly pointing out.
If his own mother topped herself to avoid the shame of his mediocrity and self-pity then everybody else in Western whineland is fucked.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 19:07, closed)

That's concerning, I've got family in Perth.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 19:21, closed)

Send them a link to the b3ta newsletter.
The unremitting hilarity of kittens behaving like kittens may just cut through the deepest gloom of McMiserymoobs' joy shadow.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 19:31, closed)

Wow.
They clearly just couldn't get any further away from you could they.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:58, closed)

Maybe, maybe not, but at least they didn't go as far as killing themselves to get away from me.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:31, closed)

ZING!

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:23, closed)

Hang about, did you spend 7 hours in bed and then come straight back here to carry this on?
Fuck me.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:39, closed)

Well despite it being a school day I thought I might let the rest of the house sleep in a little later than 0500
So it's this or watching Waking The Dead.

TV time it is then I guess.

inb4 dead jokes about choice of tv viewing.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 23:10, closed)

I think he's going for a record three 18 hour sobfests in a row.
Imagine having so little self-respect and dignity. Grim.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 9:00, closed)

There he is.
"Dr." Shambolic, everyone.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 9:37, closed)