Really? No one's even looked at this one?
Mythbusters - Lead Balloon.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 8:32, 21 replies)

cry for help somewhere else, you sweaty fat mess

(alright alright, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 8:42, closed)

alright
fuck-knuckle?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 8:59, closed)

Clicking this

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:07, closed)

Sell My Book!
& then make really inappropriate comments about a girlfriends death.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:16, closed)

Srsly?
That shut you up?

Best gaz The Professor. then.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:26, closed)

Are you feeling alright?

(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:28, closed)

he's talking to himself in reply to two people who he has on ignore on an account he created after he was banned for having an internet breakdown
... what do you think?
(alright alright, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:43, closed)

Ask Prof. Kenny Martin about Battered.
You Johnny-cum-lately.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:55, closed)

Maybe your leg had just grow?

(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:03, closed)

Look everyone.
Johnny come lately doesn't know what he's talking about so he's make some garbled shit up to cover his ignorance when he's really at the point when he should shut the fuck up lest he look like an absolute idiot.

EDIT: I don't know if you noticed, but Battered has gone real fucking quiet since my post. You might want to wonder why before you respond. Maybe ask him. It may make you look like less of a fool than you already do.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:21, closed)

'maybe your legs had just grow' is an oldskool b3ta meme
you'd know this if you weren't a fat noob gobshite laughing stock orphan loser weeping internet virgin
(alright alright, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:36, closed)

Sorry, not down with the "in-jokes"
from 2004.

Is it in the b3ta Dictionary?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:41, closed)

Why don't you ask Johnny-cum-on-your-ugly-wife's-veiny-tits-lately?

(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:43, closed)

fucking hell you honestly don't know how thick you are
you're calling somebody a noob who's clearly been here much longer than you, you slumping heap of loser
(alright alright, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:44, closed)

Ahh.
I see who I'm dealing with now.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:50, closed)

you're not even dealing with your own toilet

(alright alright, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:51, closed)

You really don't.

(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:52, closed)

Oh dear.
Maybe Battered has a life, sadsack?

In other news, wind your sausage neck in, you flailing mongturd.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:40, closed)

66819 has been groped

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:22, closed)

gropen?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:22, closed)

awesome

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:09, closed)