Ringofyre's post-banning sockpuppet account.
I think he intends it as a Puckish and defiant gesture; acting on mod advice to put the bullies on ignore, while still serving as an outlet for his 'naturalistic' storytelling talents.

But all that's happened is that the weepy fuckwit can't even stick to his own self-imposed MO and is tragically logging and in and out to tussle with those very same bullies that he has on 2.0.

It's really quite something, isn't it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:20, 17 replies)

Then again, if nobody else took him on he'd probably get the hint

(McChinaman banned, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:32, closed)

Nah.
I didn't reply to the soppy prick for months and he still managed to upset himself with me. The poor cunt needs to be bullied. Presumably it's the closest he gets to affection.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:50, closed)

But if he left, who would you have left to slag off all the time?
You'd have to turn on each other in a sort of Hunger Games, cheered on by the rest of the desperate twats in here. Which, while it might be vaguely amusing to those who get off on that sort of thing, would in truth be pathetic.

So carry on.
( Wanderer, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:45, closed)

I could post his facebook and stuff if that'd help.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:17, closed)

Don't forget the OKCupid and pornobox.com(or whatever they're called) accounts.
The pornobox one is funniest. He's trying to claim he's only 40 in that one.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:29, closed)

Ladies are usually a bit "tender" about their age.
I'm 40. I was born in 1972. I'm not too tender about my age at all.
I'm pretty sure that there are more b3tans around my age than any other.
I don't really understand why you think this is a way to try and 'attack' me.
I know how old I am AB, I'm not as old as you seem to think I am and trying to make me upset about that really doesn't work.
If I was much older I'm sure I'd look at your attempts to goad me as nothing more than ageism. I guess that's not too much different to people having a go at your wife's build as a way to attack you.

AB, I'm 40 years old. I have accounts open all over the internet, some I use regularly and some I just setup to do 1 transaction - interesting that you went looking for the porn ones. Says more about you than me I think. It's not a big thing.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:46, closed)

*something about you having a small penis*

(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:56, closed)

nobody cares about your wife's infidelity, stump cock

(alright alright, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:57, closed)

Quick rush to his defence!

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 10:13, closed)

Jesus fuck, you're only 40?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 11:52, closed)

That's right.
So I'm guessing this is the "if we can't make you feel bad about being old we'll make you feel bad by supposedly looking older than you are" gambit.
It's going well so far.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 11:57, closed)

I'm not trying to make you feel bad, I shouldn't have to. You should already feel bad.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 12:42, closed)

Being a chinless misery who spends 18 hours a day crying into a warm can of fosters takes its toll.
On the plus side he's only got another five years before his suet-clad broken heart explodes and he can fall back into mummy's apron.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 12:13, closed)

Christ. Imagine how dull that must be.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:32, closed)

I bet all his Farmville crops have wilted.

(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 10:22, closed)

He's got five hundred close Facebook friends.
And only four hundred and ninety are Russian bride spambots.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 10:45, closed)

Plummie!
And you guys complain about me having a whinge...
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:54, closed)