It's a completely atypical example of the content of our site
which as you point out, usually consists of semi-nude models posing with sci-fi paraphernalia, rather than crotch-shots with toys inserted. Much like with the notorious "bird in a Yoda mask up a tree in her knickers" picture, you've managed to completely misunderstand the nature of tumblr and jump to all the wrong conclusions in your hurry to bray about what you imagine I get up to in my spare time. Still, keep backpedalling, eh?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:40, 2 replies)

I'm not backpeddalling at all. You're responsible for what gets posted on your site, therefore anything you post is open to comment.
What I am saying is that your site has, what I believe to be, rather strange and slightly disturbing content.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:40, closed)

"slightly"?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:46, closed)

Like Rob is responsible for everything that's posted on b3ta, you mean?
Are you really this stupid? Oh wait, yes you are.

Next time just type "HAY I AM A MORON" and save the rest of us a lot of time, willya?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:11, closed)

At least you're staying aloof and not trawling through old questions.
Wouldn't do to give anybody the impression that you're massively butthurt about this whole toy porn thing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:03, closed)

and at least he's not using one of Battered's personal photos to make an hilarious photoshop
that really would be tragic
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 16:49, closed)

There's something almost noble about managing to sound both indignant and pompous when defending an amateur scifi wank blog.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:42, closed)

Don't you mean Neo-chic erotica for the discerning geek?
Or what ever bollocks he puts on the site.
( Peej, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:50, closed)

If he's getting upset here then perhaps we'd all be better using this to get in touch with him?
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/ask
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:52, closed)

Or somebody could hilariously post his real name and contact details.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:48, closed)