LegoBattered wonders, "What amazing stuff have you got up to with Lego?" Or just tell us about the time you got a Lego brick stuck up your privates.
All people referring to 'Legos' will be shot at down. Or dawn. Your choice.
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chthonic, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:13)
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Thanks AB, I appear to have made a massive typo, submission should read:I used a LEGO brown broomstick to give myself anal pleasure, It was my weapon of choice because
a) brown wouldn't show the shit stains
b) I'm very tight
To cut a long story short I ended up accidentally pissing into my own mouth
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:47,
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