Somewhat put off by the cost of real dolls
I decided that I would construct one from Lego. I used faint white bricks for the body and face, yellow bricks for the hair and red bricks for the inner parts and nipples. She really was a sight to behold, although the lack of bricks meant she was only four feet tall.

Having watched Pinocchio during the project for inspiration, that night I wished on a shooting star that she would come to life. She did, but at a price. She was effectively a sex toy made from Lego and was into some rather strange things. Eventually she decided that a different lifestyle was in order and used the Lego that I had created her breasts with to create herself a penis and balls.

He also found a group of other small people who shared similar lifestyle interests, took up archery and would often head out for weeks at a time, expressing his intentions of "having his ring destroyed" to me.

I really do regret building that Lego lass.
( Muns, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:36, 6 replies)

Now, seriously, Munsta - and I think I speak for everyone here -
Fuck off.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:42, closed)

You wouldn't say that if I was naked and covered in butter.
:(
( Muns, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:45, closed)

See ... this is why your real parents sold you to the gypsies.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 12:43, closed)

The funniest part about the situation
is that the gypsies thought that they were getting a good deal.
( Muns, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:36, closed)

Oh yes!
Pithy, multi-layered, relevant, funny and rather deviant!

Well done sir!
(OTT, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 17:32, closed)

Tickle her balls while you're down there.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 19:13, closed)