I had an amazing holiday in the Dominican Republic last year.
I did snorkelling and kayaking in the ocean, went through the jungle in a big 8-wheel truck, horse riding, galloping through fields and rivers, learned how they make coffee and chocolate right from the bean and drank rum and coconut milk by pouring the rum directly into the coconut!

Lego also existed at the time.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:24, 7 replies)

Yeah, when I was 9
I was all over that travel to foreign countries, hire a car and climb mountains by myself stuff.
(username failed moderation, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:28, closed)

Your story doesn't have any Lego in it.
Did you even read the question?
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:42, closed)

Coconut milk is what you get by grinding the pulp.
That nasty tasting shit inside a coconut is called water and is only drunk by idiot tourists.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:44, closed)

It tasted nice to me.
Maybe someone pissed in yours?
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:51, closed)

That was me.
And, er ... the queue of people behind me.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:00, closed)

I'm not a dumb tourist.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:15, closed)

You can talk!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:34, closed)