This is my lego.
There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My lego is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my lego is useless. Without my lego, I am useless. I must fire my lego true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my lego and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 18:40, 4 replies)

lego penis
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 8:38, closed)

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:04, closed)

You climb obstacles like old people fuck
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:05, closed)

Energetically and as if it's your last time?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 23:49, closed)