Dear (Girl)
I right like you. I'd like to have a bit of a bash at making you happy, and I'd like to see you naked. I do the odd daft thing, but I'm a pretty good guy really.

Shall we have a go at a relationship?

DP

PS - Despite being a professional salesman (and a successful one) I'm not that smooth... I get all tonguetied too with girls I like (never grew out of the bashful kid thing, despite having been married!)
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:00, 4 replies)

if you are a successful salesman,
then you must have some ability to fob tat off on the unsuspecting public. YOU ARE THE TAT! FOB YOURSELF!

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:16, closed)

i sell to middle aged business leaders
sadly, this requires skills other than used with girls.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Sat 6 Mar 2010, 11:37, closed)

Go get her!
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:14, closed)

I think
suggesting a 'DP' this early in the proceedings may throw a bit of spanner in the old works. At least say 'DP please'.

Just a thought.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:56, closed)