Dear Jeremy Kyle

As much as I occassionally enjoy watching the grim spectacle that is your latest media offering, I do get that grimy feeling after I've seen the latest trawl from the council estates of england - Much akin to when you've had your third wank of the day, second shit and you've not had a shower yet.

Now I know that the stations will produce what the people want but I can't help feeling that you, as Satan's enabler, continue to sate the nation's appetite to watch the human bear baiting that occours every weekday at 9.25AM. This makes me wonder, who is to blame? Is it the nation for demanding to watch damaged people inarticulately shrieking at each other? Is it the parade of slack jawed, overly fertile ne'erdowells who queue to get on to the show to air their dirty laundry at 120db?

Or is it the preening, judgemental arsehole who struts about the stage bellowing at people who have more teeth than braincells safe in the knowledge that the burly security will step in? Could it be that a man who is unable to step in a bookies without losing his ISA is in a rather precarious moral position to be lecturing on responsibility and compulsive behaviour?

You are the ringmaster of shit, boisterously ushering yet more turds into the nation's collective conciousness all in the name of entertainment & 'help'. I may have been able to forgive you pimping the misery of these halfwits but to do it in under the guise of assisting them is truly foul. Putting out the odd show where you return to previous guests to show that you're a force for good is just a shonky justification to the station, the viewers and yourself.

Yours wishing you had fliddy arms and intense rectal itching



Spunky
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:11, 3 replies)

I only ever watched one of his shows once
while I was waiting at A&E with my brother, when he broke his leg. I think the idea was to show that there was something worse than being in A&E.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:19, closed)

"damaged people inarticulately shrieking at each other"
Great line.

Should be the synopsis for the show.
( Dervel OTBC, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:28, closed)

I don't understand all the hating Jeremy Kyle gets.
A lot (not necessarily all) of the guests on that show ARE scum.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 14:00, closed)