Agreed.
Lowestoft, actually make that all of Suffolk, should be turned into a giant habitat for ducks and otters. I like ducks and otters.
( Dervel OTBC, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:27, 1 reply)

They're smarter than most of the current inhabitants, too
Could do wonders for the economy
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:32, closed)

Just not so many webbed feet

( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:52, closed)

Nicely done
Hypothetically if everyone from Suffolk was turned into a duck or an otter, would there be enough fish to feed them?

Would we need to draft in Jesus too?
( Dervel OTBC, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:17, closed)

And...
That Jesus would have to be a duck or an otter.

Only he'd require a new act as the walking on water trick would be redundant.

Have a click because I like jesus duck.
( Dervel OTBC, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:21, closed)

Are you joking?
That guy could feed them all with his 'loaves and fishes' act.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:26, closed)

Erm, yeah
That's why I suggested drafting Jesus in to be honest.

I'm currently refraining from making a comment about bad ducks living in hoisin.
( Dervel OTBC, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:34, closed)

Ah - One step ahead to be sure.
So you'd already thought of turning loaves into fishes?


(Funny how we all accept that irregular plural without thinking!)
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:37, closed)

Actually
I was going to feed the ducks the bread. It's therapeutic.

Duck Jesus would just make sure there was enough to go round.
( Dervel OTBC, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:43, closed)

Glad you're getting therapeutic treatment.
Duck Jesus could do that trick - un oeuf would be enough.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:56, closed)

Un oeuf
It's good, but it's not getting the cup. Or first billing.
( Dervel OTBC, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:59, closed)