Dear lady who wrote to my college complaining about me
Why did you feel the need to write to my college regarding the fact that I was in a Facebook group called "Reasons to punch a woman"? It was a joke! It had a list of daft reasons eg. When she interupts me when I'm on COD. When's she's not in the kitchen. When she doesn't give me a blowjob.

I am confused as to why you thought it was a college matter. However I get the feeling that you are a cunt. My college attendance is funded by my employer and it was lucky that the college just decided to let it slide, even though I could have been suspended and had to go in front of a panel to explain myself as it could be deemed as bringing the college into disrepute, because if my employer and found out I would have been fired!

What I do in my spare time is non of college or works business, unless what I'm doing is illegal, which being a member of a joke Facebook group is not.

You utterly, utterly humourless cunt!


*Just goes to show that your Facebook may not be as private as you think. Even when your profile is private it shows what networks you are a member of. Needless to say I am no longer in any networks so I cannot be traced unless you are my friend.
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:34, 6 replies)

Reminds me...
...of a mate who found himself in a heap-load of trouble after someone at his Uni Wine Club took exception to him marking off people's 'I've had my glass of this one' cards with swastikas instead of ticks. He was young and drunk and foolish but defo not a Nazi.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:37, closed)

If you look back on this post in ten years time
you'll realise what an arse you are just now.

Try listening to people instead of shouting at them with your fingers in your ears.

Just because they're having a go at you doesn't mean you're not a prick.

MTFU
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:03, closed)

Yeah, sorry
But ask any woman who's been punched for whatever reason how funny it is.
( difficultchild, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:25, closed)

You should have punched that bitch in the face

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:30, closed)

..with some wet ham, man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:46, closed)

.
If it really was trivial, the college wouldn't have batted an eyelid, neither would your employer.

The fact they did, plus the fact she wrote in the first place might suggest it's not as funny to some people as it is to you.

I'm not into PC at all, I wouldn't bat an eyelid about it, not that I'd find it funny either, but if you look at it objectively, you're in a minority here.

On the other hand, this only goes to prove that facebook etc will haunt you. Haven't you got an alternative persona for doing stuff like that?
( Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:44, closed)