Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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"Boss, I can't come in today. I'm sick.""What's up, Crow?"
"Man's problems."
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:43, 1 reply)
"Man's problems?""Yes, well I'm a mite hungover so I slept through my alarm, and yet I've still got a Morning Glory that could have sunk the Bismarck. If I even try to get into work in time, I won't have time to deal with this and you do not want to be anywhere near me if I haven't dealt with it."
"I don't think this is really a serious reason for not coming into work..."
"Believe me, it is deathly serious. Now be a good chap and send your daughter over to my address pronto."
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:53, closed)
I really hopethat somewhere, somewhen, there exists employment legislation on how to deal with an aroused employee.
16.1 The employee is aroused.
16.1.1 The aroused employee is female. No action necessary; air freshener and upholstery cleaner as appropriate.
16.1.2 The aroused employee is male. Compassionate leave may be granted until such time as a diamond could no longer be cut on the engorged member, or the employee has managed to relieve a pressing bladder without micturating all over the washroom facilities.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:05, closed)
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