Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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darling fascist bully boygive us some money, you bastard
boomshanka.
(may the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman)
love, neil
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:00,
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You should send that to Ian McCullough.(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:02, closed)
i wouldbut i can imagine him rubbing his nipples as he reads it, which kind of puts me off my food.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:08,
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Ah TOTP!(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 19:56, closed)
you forgot to sign it!!!!love neil
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ooo, so i did!*edits*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:14,
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Neil,
What makes you think your bank manager is a man?
Rick.
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because he stuck his winky up your bumhole;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:48,
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Hello, EarthCan you read me? This is Starship Captain Warlock, on the planet Freakout, broadcasting to you on the inter-electric galactic airwaves.
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Dervel OTBC, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:05,
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come on intake the tit off your head
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:56,
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there's no chaise longue where you're going Mikey boy!
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i've made a potion that turns you into a homicidal axe-wielding maniac.it's a cure, really. for not being a homicidal axe-wielding maniac.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:40,
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