Dear kitten

You poop in my shoes and scratch the furniture.
Wake me at stupid o clock either by chewing my feet or patting my face with ever increasing force the more I try to ignore you.
Wind your snaky little body round my feet and trip me up.
Do the wall of death round my bedroom at 3am, usually ending up either tangled in the curtains or pulling them down.
Knock expensive items over.
Seem to think its ok to sit and watch me intently when I'm on the loo but get all affronted and turn your back if I do the same to you.
Vanish for hours and when I'm at the point of pulling up the floorboards in panic , stroll past with a nonchalant yawn and a pointed look at the empty food bowl.

But then you settle down onto my lap, gazing up with sleepy eyes, proddling contentedly and purring louder than something that small should be able to do.

I love you, you annoying stupid little ball of fluff and claws

Sadly my little fuzzball passed away aged 22
And I'm not ashamed to say I still cry that i wasnt there
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:20, 1 reply)

This is lovely


*click*
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:02, closed)

:)
thank you
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:51, closed)