I really wish i could send this
But for the sake of peace and harmony i just cant.

To my ethically conscious and no doubt very worthy new age neighbours.

I understand your need to work towards making the world a better place.
I applaud you bringing folk together in mutual worship for world peace.
I dont mind that every weekend the house is turned into an open temple.
Or that all day and night, 7 days a week many folk seeking the light find their way to your door.
I hope that you can bring them peace.

But can you please fecking give me some?
Being woken up every morning by someone bashing on the door, then said door being slammed so hard, things actually fall over in here.
The constant horde of devotees thudding up the stairs like a herd of blind flid elephants.
The drumming, the chanting, the groups of people gathering outside afterwards being very loud in their praise of experiencing such a peaceful and calming experience.
While cars are revving in the road and filling my room with exhaust fumes, and the dog owners gaze fondly at their animals pooping in my garden and then wander off leaving it there.
Save the planet? Make a start in my garden please.
And what is it you do that involves hammering every morning?
And what is it with middle aged, middle class women who dress in ethnic asian clothes to appear more spiritual?
I apologise for screaming shut the feck up several times at 6am last week, but i was exhausted after days of it.
I assume you heard it as I hear everything from yours.
By all means do keep working at global harmony, but please spare a thought for someone who only lives a few feet away whose harmony you are destroying.

meh
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:22, 3 replies)

They obviously have a large amount of pot.
Report it.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 14:44, closed)

sounds like a brothel to me

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:26, closed)

ASBO?

(kitescreech still here, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:29, closed)