Go on, admit it......
....you have the occasional scotch egg. Or bacon buttie. I've never met a podmuncher who didn't have the occasional fleshfest when they thought no one was looking.

Also, eating animals has two unique positive points: One, they're damn tasty - much more so than the root based alternatives. Two, if you keep the head you can arrange it's little face into an adoring look of gratitude and have it stare up worshipfully at you while you munch on it's griddled remains.

Now I have the meat-wood, so excuse me while I accost a butcher.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:06, 1 reply)

lol,

There is a name for people who have the occasional scotch egg, or Bacon sandwich - 'Not a Vegetarian'.
Another of my pet peeves.

it's like saying 'I don't drink, except for a bottle of vodka a day.'
(BigAndyBee, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:36, closed)

He he! I actually.....
....had a flatmate who was a vegetarian for moral rather than imaginary medical reasons, but she ate scotch eggs and the occasional bacon sandwich. When I quizzed her on this, she told me she ate the bacon sandwiches because they were so good and she couldn't help herself, and the scotch eggs because that stuff around the egg was 'just some sort of wheaty stuff, isn't it?'

As a vegan, if you accidentally swallow a fly do you weep for it's little insecty life? If not, why not simply scale it up to a cow?
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:46, closed)

once you disregard all of the teen-aged rebellion types, and the f'sking idiots there are some valid moral reasons for doing it
(BigAndyBee, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:03, closed)

Well if you're going to get moralistic
Then surely you can't condone violence - to an annoying celebrity chef or otherwise?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:46, closed)

The thread surely includes things that will never happen?

Plus I don't want to eat the guy, just meet up for some well regulated sporting fun :)

He perpetuates an inaccurate stereotype - The weak Vegetarian. And does so in very disparaging terms.
Something worth believing in is surely worth defending?
(BigAndyBee, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:51, closed)

And women find him inexplicably attractive...
....considering his face looks the same as when you grab your willie and push all the foreskin off the end like a little pink rose.

I guess if you can knock up an omelette, have millions of pounds, and ensure that in every TV show you ever do they'll be a shot of you bare chested for a second before slipping on a chef's jacket then looks suddenly become a secondary factor.

I find the obligatory bare chested shot a bit odd to be honest. It never cuts to Handy Andy just finishing tucking his cock away after a slash while talking about how to fix architrave does it?
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:25, closed)