Dear Mr.Remote Control for my Sky HD Box,
Where the fuck are you? Seriously, it's not funny! I saw you in the babies hand on Thursday morning and since then...nothing!

It's gone beyond a joke, I've checked everywhere. Last night I turned into the sofa-vet spending 30 minutes with my hand rammed down the back of the sofa. I've gone through the babies play pen, laundry basket and looked on every flat surface in the house. I've even checked the washing machine drum and the bottom of the dishwasher! Where the bloody hell have you gone?

If i have to spend another night crouched down at the sky box with the wife shouting 'up another channel, no you moron that's two channels...oh for fuck sake, just put on a DVD this is pointless', I will probably beat her to death and then kill myself.

Come back to us, I really really miss you.


Sneep
( sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:07, 7 replies)

I distinctly heard you count to 100 while I hid.
You're getting warmer, warmer, colder, colder still, warmer, warmer, quite hot now, colder...
(GingerIrishTosser isn't dead yet., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:35, closed)

check the cot

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:19, closed)

Under the sofa, just literally under the edge..
I have 2 kids, it always ends up there, or behind the telly..
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 13:17, closed)

this is why i have a coffee table
with a shelf under it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:20, closed)

This.....
..has happened to two of our remote controls since having a baby. 1 was for the TV and the other for our V+. Replacing the V+ cost £25. We found the TV remote 2 days ago, under the sofa, which was checked many many times. Now I can't find my house and car keys
(ladraven, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 8:34, closed)

you can't
find your house?
(Kip, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:19, closed)

My house keys and car keys.
(ladraven, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:46, closed)