I'm going to a rave in a couple of months
For some reason which I can't fathom, Tim Westwood has been lined up to play. This is shoulder to shoulder with the likes of Luke Vibert, The Orb, Ceephax, The Countryside Alliance...

What the FUCK is Westwood doing there.

What I want to do is this...buy a job lot of cheap toy guns and walk along the front row giving them out to all the shiny, happy people waiting for him to come on. Then stand back and enjoy the fun as Westwood comes out to a whole audience waving fake guns in his face.

Who thinks this is worth doing? Too tasteless? Pointless?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:17, 2 replies)

What.. raving in 2010?
Yes. Pointless. It was done in 1989, and the drugs were better.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:43, closed)

lol, I agree
The drugs were much better :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:46, closed)

You lost me at the end of the first sentence

( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:14, closed)