Dear that girl from Saturday night who looked a bit like Claire from Lost
I notice you've not replied to my text. That's cool - we only had a bit of a dance and a chat, it's not like we got engaged. I just hope you're not avoiding texting because you think I was a boring idiot. I can see how you would have got that impression, after all it was pretty late, I was pretty drunk, and it was so loud in that club that I could only smile and nod half the time rather than dazzle you with my wit and intelligence.

But most of all I hope you're not avoiding me because I was dirty dancing with your twin sister while you went off to talk to your mate. I swear it was all her and not me. Well, maybe it was 10% me.

Kind regards,
( yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:28, 2 replies)

Mmmmm twins....
... keep us posted (stories, photos, etc)
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:33, closed)

Heh
It's the 10% that WAS you she's miffed about...should've kept your flies done up ;)
( snee held his breath since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:45, closed)