Dear Salad Factory
A 2-slice portion of cucumber is an inadequate component of any salad, let alone one which costs £5. If Henry Ford had set up his motor car factory in Dagenham, only to reluctantly provide the occasional car component at a markup of over 1000%, the public be outraged, and rightly so. Please liberalise your portion control or be prepared to change your name to Salad Warehouse.

Yours,
Frustrated of Chancery Lane
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:48, 8 replies)

Have you considered
buying and preparing your own salad?

Then you can cram as much cucumber as you like in to your box.

:-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:01, closed)

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Hmmm well yes I can't deny that is an option.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:06, closed)

Oh my.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:43, closed)

you got off lightly
cucumber is fucking revolting
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:06, closed)

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cucumber is God's special finger.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:37, closed)

the one he picks his bum with

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:58, closed)

This

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:01, closed)

I make my own salads.
They're cheap as hell and have walnuts in them :)
(Scritty Bakerman., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:16, closed)