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"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Dear Condoleezza (ex-sexytary of state, but always sexytary of my heart)
You are the most sexy woman on earth. You are sexy because you emanate pure evil, and that turns me on.
Many would say that your master was the truly evil one, but i know better. I know it wasn't an act - he truly was too stupid to be evil. You were the brains in that relationship. And the body.
The two of you were like God and Lucifer. God was a type of idiot savant, able to create everything but unable to comprehend what he had created, or the fact that he could not possibly exist. You were his greatest creation, lightbringer, and you were behind his most influential work. Let's not even talk of "Gabriel". That Zionist buffoon couldn't even fire a rifle without shooting the wrong man. You always knew who to shoot, and how to do it.
When half of the world protested, saying that your master was bringing doom unto us all, I knew better. I saw you in the background, creating an unstable base for his lies and deceit to propagate, hating you and lusting after you in equal measures.
You made this world the dangerous place it is, and you did it without anyone noticing. But i noticed, Condi. I also noticed the way your brow furrows when you contemplate your next victim. I would happily have your brows furrowed at me, my love, for one night of ecstasy and agony with you.

XXXX
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:46, 2 replies)
You do know she's a lesbian, right?

(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:54, closed)
I don't care.

(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:31, closed)

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