Dear Spud...
Thank you for being there with silent compassion and empathy when that bitch walked out on me two days before my little brothers funeral.
Thank you for the wide-eyed look of terror I get when I let a meaty one fly, it always cheers me up.
Thank you for giving me a reason to get up, and go to sleep.
Thanks for sticking with a hairy,lazy and pointless twat like me.


There's a nice pigs ear in the cupboard for later.
(NiplyTheElder tried to slip clunge into a conversation on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:16, 3 replies)

'Monkey' is my spud....
I think he dislikes his (ex) Mumum almost as much as me now...bless him.

Jumbones all round.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:18, closed)

did you know:
You are responsible for one of just two google results for "let a meaty one fly". IMHO, that's something else to be cheered up by.
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 2:50, closed)

Well, that's a little weird...
...but indeed cheering. Although I really can't imagine why you'd Google that, I'm glad you did.
(NiplyTheElder tried to slip clunge into a conversation on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:05, closed)