Dear Tim
Remember that conversation we were having in the pub 2 months ago about you going on about my cleaner doing the housework and ironing and you bitching about the fact that you had to do it in your household because your lovely wife works god knows how many hours a week at a health farm, well......remember I said to you "have you been doing anything else today Tim" of which you replied "yes I went to the dentist". Fine - I then asked you if you'd had your teeth whitened, seeing as you were on about it years ago for me to find the wretched chemicals off the internet the get it cheaper, well remember Tim, you went ballistic because I was taking the piss out of you and your highly tuned vanity ? Well - its like every little banter in the Wheatsheaf pub.

IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT DON'T GIVE IT

Remember Tim you told me to give you a wide berth when I went in the pub next time, well guess what, you fuckwit, I HAVE, an everyone is LAUGHING AT YOU for your petty insolence and childish behaviour.

NO MORE OF MY FRESHLY LAID FREE RANGE HENS EGGS EITHER - OR MY HOME CURED BACON

Twat. Little things in little villages make news !
( Tiggy the diver, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:33, 6 replies)

Hahahahaha
This is the real stuff. This is good - let it out.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:45, closed)

I love this
mmm bacon
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:58, closed)

Can I have his eggs and Bacon instead please?
They sound very tasty..
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:56, closed)

and if he can't
can i?

especially the bacon - they don't sell good bacon here in Spain
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 18:17, closed)

Eggs and bacon
Yes if you live in Hampshire !
( Tiggy the diver, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:03, closed)

weaverham??

(Kip, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:02, closed)