I very much like this
You forgot to mention the poor spelling. And that the normal response from the sycophants to criticism is IF YOU DON'T LIKE POSTS THEN DON'T READ THEM, HOW DARE YOU ATTACK OUR SAVIOUR when, y'know, they could do the same. And the teary eyed pandering.

I like this.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 11:59, 2 replies)

'IT'S CLEARLY SATIRE' is the the other defence I like, particularly from the amateur pornographers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 12:23, closed)

Yeah, s'right.
The amateur pornographers who don't grasp what satire is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 12:28, closed)

And...
The replies. "Beautifully written" - not really, no. Most of these internet lies would be below par for the letters page in Razzle. "Made me spit coffee all over my screen" - if your threshold for humour is really that low, you must get through a lot of monitors. "Excellent as always" - more of the same boring pathetic lies.

The zenith - or nadir - of this self-congratulating mutual wankery was the Legless post that he got so upset about when it was taken away from the Best Of page. Christ almighty, that was nauseating.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 13:50, closed)

Indeed
What made me giggle was the statement that it was Legless's posts that inspired the subject to join and 'contribute'. Explains a hell of a lot.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 14:15, closed)

yes
spectacularly childish, that - quite marvellously overblown and self-indulgent. '...could you explain to me, and the people who voted for me...' - I think he mistook the 'best of' column for a presidential election, or something else that has some degree of actual relevence.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 15:04, closed)

Yup
It's okay guys, I've received a reply from Rob that I can accept. It explains everything, and my toys are safely back in the perambulator. I am a barometer and litmus test of B3ta standards and, of course, by dint of my longstanding tenure as a contributor and teller of tall tales (that occasionally make me sound like a boring fuck that sexually assaults female students) I am an unofficial mod.

Cheers!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 15:13, closed)

Cynic :P

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:40, closed)