Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Dear Mary, wife of Joseph, NazarethListen up sweetheart, are you sure you've thought this through properly?
Just because your hubby can't meet your needs and you've been balls deep in goat herders the last few months doesn't mean you can make up any old bollocks now that you're up the duff. What happened to simple honesty? why not just tell him the truth? One thing is certain, if you persist in telling people that ridiculous story about being impregnated by the "holy spirit", there will be consequences.
Love, Atomised
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 12:53, 4 replies)
I'm pretty sureshe was pregnant before marrying Joseph :)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 17:03,
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Similar happened to my wife.A big night out on some Well Holy Spirit and bang - nine months later we are nursing little baby Grappa*
* Not the kid's real name.. but you get the picture.
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 17:53,
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Give her a chance,she was only 14.
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If this is the right song, it agrees with you.www.youtube.com/watch?v=UymOjGX4PPM
If not I apologise, I'm at work!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:13,
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