Dear Mr Ex Squirrel
I would have helped with your SEO if I could, I sent you several pages of suggestions about things to make your business website prettier, more functional and optimised. But after spending a good couple of hours writing down all these suggestions and even apologising that I could not help more (due to organising a wedding...mine) to receive a sarcastic reply advising "if you didn't want to be in touch then why don't you just say" is a bit of a kick in the vulnerables mate.

I grow weary of trying to be nice only to have you turn again when I've done nothing wrong. I think friends isn't really an option when it comes to us.

I would delete my e-mail address if I could, so that I wouldn't receive updates on the several children you have now (that are both fathered by your partners ex apparently) but I still need the address and why should I have to delete it.

We broke up 6 years ago, I am now happily married, there is no need for you to be in my life but I wish you well and I really hope you are happy too. But please do not email me any more. I will not reply.
( 99redbuffoons Reversed the polarity of the neutron flow at, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:23, 2 replies)

Adding him to your spam filter should take care of that.
I find it useful for a couple of less-than-sane exes.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:51, closed)

already done
Seems that he has a plethora of email addresses and no amount of blocking will prevent him from appearing in my hotmail in one format or another! Would lose the hotmail account (which is well overdue anyway) but I use it for some mailings so that my main account stays free of anything but the most important bits and pieces, but thanks Jim_bob! :o)
( 99redbuffoons Reversed the polarity of the neutron flow at, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:58, closed)