Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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To my ex-boyfriend and my ex-friendDear Slag,
Ha! Seems that now you've got my ex all to yourself he's not enough, eh (guess I should have warned you about the tinchy cock and disasterous sexual technique but, hey, I was a bit busy being completely heart broken about being left for a moronic flirtacious cum bucket)? Well, I'm sure that when he realises that you're fucking his best friend too (and he will, mostly because I'm going to make sure that said best friend's girlfriend finds out) the shit will hit the fan enough to keep you entertained for a while.
Your days are numbered, bitch, and I will be cheering at the sidelines as you fall.
Dear Twat,
It's taken me the last year to realise that you leaving me for a slutty moron says more about you than it does about me. It says that you're a cunt.
Thanks for doing me a huge favour.
Now THAT's cathartic.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:46, Reply)
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