Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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When you're freezing to death...in a windswept car park waiting for a night bus that will never come then their hot apple pie definitely seems like the most wondrous thing ever created. An hour of hand warmer and then a filling snack!
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ElParrot, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:52,
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Wouldn't...a handful of your own fresh dung have similar exothermic qualities and probably taste better, to boot?
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:54,
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Taste wise maybebut nothing in the world is as hot as the inside of one of those apple pies. It's like a napalm phal.
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ElParrot, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:39,
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Now this...Really made me chuckle - it's 100% true too...
Fucking hate McDonalds though...
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snee held his breath since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:47,
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