Letters they'll never read
"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
( , Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
( , Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Ooh this is cathartic....
Dear Lawrence
I can never forgive you for treating David like a cunt and not paying him back what you owed him. You took advantage of his good nature and excellent money-management skills, and the fact that he was dying of cancer, to borrow from him to bail you out of your profligate lifestyle and get the bailliffs off your back. Your unwillingness to man up and do right by him made me, for the first time in my life EVER, a grass, as I told your debtors where to find you. I hoped at the time that your bollocks would turn square and fester on the corners, but the fact that you've now managed to assail the dizzy heights of being manager of Maplins in Sarf London, is punishment enough.
Happy fucking trails, cazzo.
Oh and I know about the threesome the two of you had with Kara. Not surprised. She answered an ad in the Standard for Escorts and ended up fucking some guy for free as part of an "audition". Hope you're happy, Cuntchops.
( , Sun 7 Mar 2010, 22:03, 1 reply)
Dear Lawrence
I can never forgive you for treating David like a cunt and not paying him back what you owed him. You took advantage of his good nature and excellent money-management skills, and the fact that he was dying of cancer, to borrow from him to bail you out of your profligate lifestyle and get the bailliffs off your back. Your unwillingness to man up and do right by him made me, for the first time in my life EVER, a grass, as I told your debtors where to find you. I hoped at the time that your bollocks would turn square and fester on the corners, but the fact that you've now managed to assail the dizzy heights of being manager of Maplins in Sarf London, is punishment enough.
Happy fucking trails, cazzo.
Oh and I know about the threesome the two of you had with Kara. Not surprised. She answered an ad in the Standard for Escorts and ended up fucking some guy for free as part of an "audition". Hope you're happy, Cuntchops.
( , Sun 7 Mar 2010, 22:03, 1 reply)
So did Kara get the job? :P
It reads like you needed to write that letter. I hope you feel better.
Your friend did make the choice to lend the money, but this guy does sound like a prick.
I'd be tempted to send him what we in the US call a Board of Health card informing him that a past sexual partner tested positive for an STD. That always gets someone's attention, and with a computer, you can fake a convicing one.
But I hope this letter allowed you to move beyond the feelings that would have allowed you to do that.
( , Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:01, closed)
It reads like you needed to write that letter. I hope you feel better.
Your friend did make the choice to lend the money, but this guy does sound like a prick.
I'd be tempted to send him what we in the US call a Board of Health card informing him that a past sexual partner tested positive for an STD. That always gets someone's attention, and with a computer, you can fake a convicing one.
But I hope this letter allowed you to move beyond the feelings that would have allowed you to do that.
( , Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:01, closed)
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