Dear SLVA
Stop reading B3ta and ring the council up to collect that mattress and dismantled wardrobe from the front garden. Call HMRC about your late tax-return and then chase Comet up about the dodgy thermocouple in the cooker.

Then go prep the woodwork in the kids' bedroom so you can gloss it later.

Regards
Myself

ps. you can finish your cup of tea first.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:02, 5 replies)

Who
are the SVLA?
(dchurch bah, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:11, closed)

I have no idea

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:25, closed)

Ooops
I've been a proper div.

I though it was something like the DVLA or TVLA.
(dchurch bah, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:41, closed)

or the YMCA

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:43, closed)

I take it by the fact
that you answered a reply an hour and a half after the first post, you've still got fuck all done?
(greatoldone Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl f'tagn, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:18, closed)