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"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Here's something that's never going to be read
Dear Reasonable People of the Internet,

Hi, how are you?

Yours,

Mr King
(Lizard King, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:28, 18 replies)
Dear Mr Lizard King
I'm fine but I think you've sent your letter to the wrong place.


Yours faithfully,

chickenlady.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:31, closed)
Well it was read
just not by a reasonable person on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:35, closed)
I think he meant to say
"Here's something that's never going to be read by the intended recipient, especially not where I'm sending it"

But that's not very snappy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:37, closed)
Crocodiles
They're snappy.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:41, closed)
No hair though
That weirds me out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:42, closed)
The hair would look weird on a handbag

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:44, closed)
Everything else has been done
Genetic Modification will eventually make such oddities possible. We ought to get in ahead of the game. Know any molecular biologists?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:53, closed)
I know some pretty short ones....

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:56, closed)
Played
Damn you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:57, closed)
OH HAI

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:43, closed)
I like to kick dogs until they sick rainbows

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:16, closed)
You said this to me the other day.
You're dumped.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:17, closed)
click
no reasonable people here
(justin(e), Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:19, closed)
Don't encourage him

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:20, closed)
Ooh, Ooh! I know!
I like breasts.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:21, closed)
Anyone else clicked for this one?
It deserves to be front page.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:42, closed)
i like the vans without the windows

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:46, closed)
Tits

(Archeleus hates cabbage, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 1:14, closed)

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