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"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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To me couple of years ago...
Dear Ross,

When you me meet a lovely girl by the name of Emma, try and stay clear of a relationship. She will be forever getting so wasted that the only sounds that she can make are along the lines of those made by a spastic with a stubbed toe.

She will phone you at 5 in the morning, to say hi and that shes pregnant with your child. Emma will then have no recollection of this, and deny all knowledge of this.

Also, she will drunkenly moan at you for not replying to her texts, when you are in the bath or having a shit.

Take heed, and remember, cover Mr Lover

Yours

RossThePiper
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

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