Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Dear Kip,
Thanks for the kind thought, but clearly you labour under the misaprehension that I am perhaps one of those dog things.
My reasons for absenting myself from the house have little to do with the ongoing work to the kitchen - it is something of an inconvenience, it's true, but to surmise that I was in some way 'confused' is to cast unwarranted deprecations upon my intelligence.
I have taken leave becuase I found the fare on offer, shall we say, 'less than satisfactory' of late. I would suggest rather than try to tempt me with that rather tawdry John West filth, you bite the bullet and fork out for some fresh salmon.
I trust we understand each other.
Your friend.
Ludo.
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Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:20,
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Fuck you then!I'll buy a dog. :-)
*Please come home, you might be a little shit and bite people all the time but I do love you.
**And what's wrong with Whiskas?
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